I didn’t think I’d find a parody of Psy’s Gangnam Style that stole my heart more than D-Piddy’s Deadpool Vs Gangnam Style (just for the sheer cheesy comic book value), but when I saw this tribute to The Greatest Movie Of All Time by Wesley Freitas (known for his musical homage to The Dark Knight Rises, Batman, Maybe) it immediately blew everything else out of consideration. If you aren’t familiar with the movie I’m talking about, get thee to Netflix and watch it immediately!
Since this parody of Psy’s Gangnam Style music video and John Carpenter’s cult classic Big Trouble in Little China was shown off by Carpenter himself at Screamfest in Los Angeles this past weekend, it’s hard to believe it only has a couple thousand views on it. SO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. THEN MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS WATCH IT. AND THEN COMPLETE STRANGERS. AND THEIR PETS.
Movie buffs, pop culture fans, apprecionados of fine fantasy films, he’s back and rocking the universe from beyond the grave… and watch for a very special cameo!
LO PAN STYLE LYRICS
Godfather of Little China king and a warrior
Entombed inside this crippled form, appearances can fool ya
Like nothing you can understand but let me try and school ya
David Lo Pan, Mr. Burton
I own Wing Kong Exchange
Importing things from Peking province that are really strange
The working girls at the white tiger they all know my name
I bring the thunder and the lighting then I make it rain, I make it rain
I must please Ching Dai to be a real guy
Flesh and blood Flesh and blood
In search of my bride with dragon green eyes to lift this curse
Lift this curse then Ill Rule this universe beyond the grave grave grave
Heeeeey Green eyed lady
First you’re this basketcase on wheels now you’re an 8 feet tall maniac
Don’t want any trouble big or small, Dave
I just want my truck back
When crazies like you ask me if I paid my dues?
“Have you paid your dues, Jack!?”
Yessir the check is in the mail
Oh no I’m not insane
I kidnap Chinese girls as soon as they get off the plane
Cross checking iris colors til I match a creamy jade
Now then Miao Yin it’s timte for you to tame my burning blade, arrangements made
Gracie and Miao Yin,
That makes two women
Eyes of green, What does it mean?
Oh Mighty Ching Dai, won’t you hear my cry:
Fulfill my oath I’ll marry both
Kill the round eye make the other one my slave slave slave Indeed!!!
Needle Love, in your arm I must shove
Then maybe baby we can prove that I am flesh and blood
Six demon bag, Egg Shen you shouldn’t have
I drank your peasant magic portion and it made me gag and take a $h!7.